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I've been having a lot of nightmares lately, and it doesn't help that my girlfriend has this kind of hair.
I'm not sure what's scarier, to wake up beside her after she's been sucking out my soul, or to wake up and wonder where she is and if I'm still dreaming and oh my Jesus what is that in the closet?
I've been having a lot of nightmares lately, and it doesn't help that my girlfriend has this kind of hair.
I'm not sure what's scarier, to wake up beside her after she's been sucking out my soul, or to wake up and wonder where she is and if I'm still dreaming and oh my Jesus what is that in the closet?
posted by Sean at 5:09 AM
4 Comments:
Obviously, the only thing you can do is to shave her head while she's sleeping.
But first I have to find someone to sell it to.
Waste not.
Hmmm... excellent point.
But, consider this.
If you pre-arranged a sale, she has grounds to say "you oppurtunistic, fuckhead - you shaved my head so you could sell my hair - I hate you, and hope you get eaten alive by maggots!"
If you had no sale pre-arranged... you could say - "I woke up in the middle of the night, and I freaked out. Do you still love me, baby?"
You pick you battles, is all I'm saying
I'll tell her I sold it to hungry kids in India.
Except I'll say "gave".
Also, no one needs to know that I consider postage to India to be way more expensive that the nearest wigmakers.
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